It's a tradition as old as football itself. From the first time someone named their team Show Me Those TDs, owners have been using dirty fantasy team names.
Vulgar fantasy football names are part of the fabric of the game. They're the glue that holds the pages of Pro Football Weekly together - at least we hope that's glue.
Sigh. No wonder it's so hard to get girls to join our leagues.
Some owners favor playfully dirty fantasy team names, while others go for full-on, no-holds-barred raunch. You should pick a team name that matches your sensibilities, as well as those of your league.
You probably don't want to use these names in your office or family league. Unless your family is full of perverts, that is, then you do you playa.
C-Kupps is more spot-on, but also less ridiculous.
I never get tired of watching Derrick Henry give defenders a stiffie.
My favorite dirty fantasy team names are the ones that are equal parts vulgar and funny. Sure, you can go full-on-explicit if you want, but who are you trying to impress?
These could be hilarious names for fantasy football divisions.
You can also go with Suck My DeKaylin if you want to show that you're both knowledgeable and a pervert.
That can be either a Dallas Goedert or a Dallas Cowboys fantasy team name.
I've been in a lot of leagues where it's clear everyone is just trying to out-gross one another. If that's the case for you, we've got you covered with these raunchy fantasy team names.
This one is predicated on you knowing how to pronounce Tagovailoa.
I’m going to tell you this, even though you’re going to ignore it: don’t read these dark fantasy team names.
You probably won’t laugh, you’ll just feel like a bad person. And if you do laugh, you’ll really feel like a bad person.
I'm only saying this because I care about you: there is nothing sexy about fantasy football. It will never get you laid, make you attractive, or seem appealing in the least.
And if you happen to find someone that does want to hear about your fantasy team? Run, because they're clearly trying to trick you into something.
There are dozens of possible Dak puns like this out there, but here are a few more.
This star wars-themed fantasy name is both original and dirty.
BJ Moore, Please, if you want to be polite about it.
Simple. Classic. Inelegant.
Go ahead. Enjoy Deez Nutz.
I think of this as a D’Andre Swift team name. Realistically though, it could be for any dude whose name starts with D.
Here are some Only Fans team names to help you show some love to your favorite independent content creators.
You can also kick this up a notch with I Diggs Stefonly Fans.
I’m not even going to tell you that these fantasy team name ideas are so bad they’re good. They’re just straight up so bad they’re bad.
That's a Dak Prescott team name and nothing else.
Check out our Trump fantasy football names for some nastier political team name ideas.
Did you know that you can find disgusting, vulgar, and downright inappropriate things on the internet? I know, I was shocked too.
Unfortunately, some of those filthy things happen to be dirty fantasy football team names.
I’ve been on the record as being anti-No Romo team names for years now. This one just makes too much sense, though.
Because no one beats Off in Church.
And tell me that you love me.
Maybe you read through this list and thought pathetic. Maybe you thought I say dirtier things in church.
Maybe you run with a crew of absolute psychopaths that delight in nothing more than making their league-mates squirm. Whatever the case, if you think you can do better - or worse - drop it in the comments below.
We'll add the dirtiest fantasy team names to the list so that they can live forever where they belong. The internet.