Naming your fantasy football divisions East and West isn’t just boring. It’s also weird.
I mean, we're on the Internet, and no one is leaving their house (let alone flying to another team’s stadium).
Unless your league is genuinely split by geography through some miracle of chance, then I think you can do better. Here are our best ideas for fantasy football division names that go beyond simple directions on a map.
One thing that may affect the names you choose for your conferences is the inherent power of your commissioner.
Are they the type of commish that wants to keep everything equal and above board? Or are they a power-mad evil genius with a sense of humor?
This distinction is the difference between using divisions named Kevin and Pete and conferences named Pete Top and Kevin Bottom.
| Conference One | Conference Two | Correlation |
|---|---|---|
| Nike | Under Armor | Shoe Company Rivals |
| Adidas | Puma | Shoe Company (and brotherly) Rivals |
| Hatfields | McCoys | Warring Families |
| Al Capones | Bugs Morans | Rival Gangsters |
| Ernests | Julios | Wine Makers |
| R2-D2s | C-3POs | Star Wars Droids (check out our Star Wars team names) |
| Kerrigans | Hardings | Knee-Capping Ice Skaters |
| Biggies | Tupacs | Rap Legends |
| Lennons | McCartneys | Songwriters |
| Hamiltons | Burrs | Duelists |
If you're looking for some naughty ideas, check out our full article dedicated to raunchy fantasy football team names.
If you don't want your commissioner finalizing your fantasy football conference names, you could reward your 3rd placed team with this privilege (or whatever team that finished just outside of the money in your league). Check out our article detailing league names for fantasy football.
Sure, they might not get cash. But they can at least ensure you play in a cool conference.
| Conference 1 | Conference 2 | Correlation |
|---|---|---|
| West Philadelphia | Bel-Air | The Prince's Kingdoms |
| The Riccis | The Ortegas | Wednesdays |
| Unstoppable Forces | Immovable Objects | Philosophy |
| Cavils | Reeves | Supermen |
| Brian's Song | Rudy | Football Tearjerkers |
| Rudies | Radios | Football Legends |
| Trumps | Bidens | Political Names |
| Lamborghinis | Ferraris | Sweet Rides |
| Teslas | Edisons | Inventors |
| House of York | House of Lancaster | The War of the Roses |
| The Brady Bunch | The Manning Clan | Actual Football Players |
From the holy trinity of quarterback brothers to the actual holy trinity. These are our best fantasy division name ideas for leagues with three divisions.
| Division 1 | Division 2 | Division 3 | Correlation |
|---|---|---|---|
| Payton | Eli | Cooper | The Manning Brothers |
| Payton | Eli | Archie | The Successful Mannings |
| Pavarotti | Domingo | Carreras | Three Tenors |
| Chico | Harpo | Groucho | Marx Brothers |
| Barry | Robin | Maurice | BeeGees |
| Lucky Day | Ned Niederlander | Dusty Bottoms | Three Amigos |
| Harry | Ron | Hermione | Harry Potter |
| Blossom | Bubbles | Buttercup | Powerpuff Girls (fantasy team names for girls) |
| Father | Son | Holy Spirit | Church |
| Physics | Chemistry | Biology | Science |
You must be in a pretty big league if you need four separate fantasy football division names. No worries, though; we've still got you covered.
| Division 1 | Division 2 | Division 3 | Division 4 | Correlation |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| West | Keaton | Bale | Pattinson | Batmen |
| Carrie | Samantha | Charlotte | Miranda | Sex in the City |
| Mr. Fantastic | Invisible Girl | Human Torch | Thing | Fantastic Four |
| Kramer | George | Jerry | Elaine | Seinfeld |
| Turtle | Vinny | E | Drama | Entourage |
| Bill | Hank | Dale | Boomhauer | King of the Hill |
| Cartman | Kenny | Stan | Kyle | South Park |
| Freshmen | Sophomores | Juniors | Seniors | High School |
| Length | Width | Height | Time | Dimensions |
| Hearts | Clubs | Diamonds | Spades | Cards |
Finding good fantasy football team names on the Web is easy. But frankly I was shocked to find so many funny division names for fantasy football.
It was like the waiver wire for an eight-team league - and I put in claims on all of them.
| Division 1 | Division Two | Correlation |
|---|---|---|
| Kens | Ryus | Street Fighters |
| Mjolnirs | Stormbreakers | Thor's Hammers |
| Shirts | Skins | Gym Class |
| Nightmen | Daymen | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia |
| Bloods | Crips | Rival Gangs |
| Anxiety | Depression | Your Brain |
| Smokers | Drinkers | Vices |
| Suck | Blow | No Comment |
| Gods | Monsters | Mythology and Movies |
| Westeros | Essos | Game of Thrones |
This article is hardly an exhaustive list of potential fantasy football division names. If you and your crew have a better suggestion, we'd love to hear it.
Post it in the comments below, and maybe we'll immortalize you on the Internet.
