Imagine the luxury of being the 49ers’ Offensive Coordinator.
There’s a running back that can catch like a wide receiver and a wide receiver that runs like a back. There’s a tight end who catches like a receiver and another receiver that also catches like a receiver.
It’s almost too many options.
Here are our best San Francisco 49ers fantasy football names for [curentyear]. Let’s jump in the cable car and go for a ride.
The Christian McCaffrey trade overshadows the fact that the 49ers know how to develop talent. We've got Niners fantasy team names for Deebo, Kittle, Nick Bosa, Brandon Aiyuk, and the other gold nuggets they've unearthed.
This Brandon Aiyuk fantasy team name may or may not meet the standards of acceptability in all leagues. I’ve seen some get by that are far, far worse, but this does have the dreaded A-word in it.
There’s a lot of meat to unpack here.
Fort Points is a deep San Francisco fantasy team name, but locals will get it.
Like it or not, it's time to come to grips with the fact that Colin Kaepernick is never coming back. It's now officially safe to use memorial Kaepernick team names.
The Trade unlocked prime C-Mac at just the right time for the Niners and for fantasy owners alike. Here are some Christian McCaffrey fantasy team names to celebrate the most dangerous weapon in football.
The best thing about the trading of a superstar is that a whole set of new region-based puns is unearthed.
Ok, if you're a professional fantasy team name thinker-upper, that's the best part. Experiences for real humans may vary.
Be sure to check out our master list of Christian McCaffrey fantasy team name ideas.
Imagine having Deebo Samuel as your second-most talented offensive option. Here are some Deebo Samuel fantasy football team names to honor one of the most fun players in the league.
Deebopatch is a super-local San Francisco fantasy team name, though it could also be about tweed jackets. You know, The Elbow Patch? No?
Tight end can be such an annoying position. Sometimes it feels like you’re trying to choose between a guy who's projected to give you 5.5 points and a guy who's projected to give you 5.3 points.
With Kittle, you automatically have a leg up on all those other teams and their mediocre TEs. Well, all those teams whose TEs aren’t named Kelce, that is.
For all those scambaiting fans out there.
Brandon Aiyuk can get a little lost in all of the sparkle coming off his teammates. He doesn’t have the name recognition of McCaffrey or Deebo, but he’s established himself as a year-to-year rock.
Or should I say, Steady as Aiyuk?
It helps if you sing it like Bob Seger.
If you’re looking for more political fantasy team names, we’ve got you covered.
Brock Purdy’s run through the end of the ’22 season won a lot of fantasy owners’ hearts (and leagues). It remains to be seen if Brock is the long-term answer in SF, or just a magical story.
This is essentially the same joke as Deebopatch earlier. If you got it then, you still get it now, and if you didn’t, then, well…
Listen to Choppin' Broccoli once while thinking about Brock Purdy, and that’s how you’ll think of it from then on.
That’s a mixed baseball and football fantasy team name, but I think it works. Because, you know, throwing.
Trey Lance is one of the biggest question marks in football. How good can he be when he gets the chance?
And now that the world has fallen in love with Brock Purdey, will he ever even get that chance?
You can only be the QB of the future for so long, At some point, you have to be the QB of the present or be a QB of the past.
What the Niners' quarterback journey has taught me is that you can find talent in some unexpected places. Here are a last few 49ers team names that I've scouted from other sites used to fill out our roster.
The San Francisco Threat.
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Think you can chase me down from behind with some better San Francisco 49ers fantasy names? Well, let's see it.
Take your best shot in the comments below. The best names will be added to our list as a show of respect.