Connor McDavid is the king of fantasy hockey, but that can change quicker than a scoring line. You're not obligated to name your team after him, even if you're lucky enough to draft him.
The NHL is loaded with players worthy of being your team's namesake. You can also use your favorite team, classic players, or make a dirty pucking pun.
Here are our best fantasy hockey team names for 2023.
Hockey is a serious sport for serious dudes. But there's no reason to take fantasy hockey (or any other fantasy sport) too seriously.
Here are some funny fantasy hockey names for all the folks that remember this is all pretend.
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This hockey team name can be either a Connor McDavid reference or a Conn Smythe reference. Take your pick.
If you can pull it off, Josi and DeBrincats would be epic.
Here are some fantasy hockey team name ideas based on NHL team names. Remember, if you don't have any players from your favorite team you have to prove your loyalty somehow.
Fantasy Hockey Team Names From Writers & The Community
If you're looking for fantasy basketball team names, this would be a good idea.
It pains me to say this, but the Barbie movie makes this fantasy hockey team name sadly relevant.
Show some love for the history of the game with these classic fantasy hockey team names.
That’s NHL + Chris Chelios
If you moonlight with the MLB this could be a good fantasy baseball team name.
Joe Sakic and Adam Oates never played together in real life, but mashups like this are why fantasy sports exist.
Hockey players are some dirty birds, and if you doubt it listen to their chirping sometimes. Here are some vulgar hockey team names too spicy for mic'd up.
Wait, you already figured out your team's name, and now you need a fantasy hockey league name too? Heck, this would almost be like real work if it wasn't for us here in the huddle.
Ferda.
I also like this idea for a fantasy football team name.
Picking a Penguins fantasy team name is more challenging than choosing between Crosby or Lemieux for your all-timers lineup.
This Evgeni Malkin team name works best if you do the voice. And yeah, I guess that means we have two Rob Schneider references on this list.
Get that octopus out of your pants, it's time for some Red Wings fantasy hockey names.
Here are some more Gordie Howe team names in this same vein.
Flyers fans can be tough on their team, but they're loyal as a pit bull. You can prove this by picking a Flyers fantasy team name, regardless of the team's performance on the ice.
We've got an angel's share more of DeAngelo team name puns here.
McDavid might not lead the league in goals, but he's always at or near the top in total points. Why?
Because he gives up the puck for the assist. I got these beauties from other sites, and now I'm sending them down the ice to you to score.
This idea can be either a Patrick Kane fantasy hockey team name or an Evander Kane team name. Or hey, maybe you’re lucky enough to have both?
Wholesome AF.
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