The Browns' ouster of the homegrown Baker Mayfield for *massage enthusiast* Deshaun Watson feels almost Shakespearean. Or at least it might, if I'd read more Shakespeare.
My illiteracy aside, The Switch was one of the most extreme organizational left-turns in NFL history. Now we're all left watching and waiting for the results.
Here are our best Cleveland Browns fantasy football names to celebrate the start of yet another new era in Ohio.
I'd like to take a moment to praise Jacoby Brissett. He's made a career of being the guy that starts at quarterback when the guy you want to start, can't.
He did it yet again when the Browns needed someone to keep the seat warm until Deshaun Watson was, ahem, ready. Ok, moment over, we can return to your regularly-scheduled Browns fantasy names now.
Farley. And that Sandler guy too, I guess.
You club one guy with his own helmet and that’s all people want to talk about.
Now that’s a little more wholesome.
Steven Universe references. Even more wholesomer.
Dear Demetric Felton, please be good enough to warrant even just ironic or mascot-level team name status. Sincerely, every fantasy football team name writer out there.
If that doesn’t quite do it for you, there are tons of other Njoku-joke jokes out there.
This may be the most Cleveland-y of all these Cleveland fantasy team names.
Actually, this is the team name that's the Clevelandyest.
Nick Chubb will most likely finish his career as the Browns’ all-time leader in rushing yards. Or at least he would be if some guy named Jim Brown didn’t exist.
Here are some Nick Chubb fantasy names to pay tribute to the greatest rusher in Browns history, non-Jim Brown division.
The first rule of Fight Chubb is you do not fight Nick Chubb.
In all fairness, this name was pulled off from our Vulgar Fantasy Team Names article. Also, I should probably reconsider the wording of that last sentence.
So you may not know this, but a cooper is a maker of barrels. That fact may be boring, but in fairness so are Amari Cooper's stat lines.
Cooper is basically a rock-solid WR2 every year, which is actually pretty great. In fantasy football, I'll take boring but reliable every time.
I’ll never understand why that hasn’t caught on as a nickname for Amari Cooper’s catches.
Yes, that’s my third Cuyahoga reference this article. Look, it’s just a great word that I never get to use unless were talking Cleveland fantasy sports names.
I have no comment on the Deshaun Watson situation. Other than all of the comments I have made in the past and will continue to make in the future.
Just in case you were still looking for wholesome, but also wanted a Deshaun Watson fantasy team name.
We all know how it goes: you think you’ve found the one and life is grand, only for it to all fall apart in a heartbeat. Here are a few last wistful Baker Mayfield fantasy team names just for old times’ sake.
It’s been hard to watch Baker Mayfield in his post-Cleveland career. You always want to see your ex struggle a little without you, but this was almost too much.
I searched the internet for Cleveland Browns fantasy team names that I liked, and then I Art Modelled the heck out of them. By which, I mean I stole them in the middle of the night and have zero regrets about it.
Sure, that may be some low-brow comedy, but you must admit it's some pretty high-brow wordplay.
The classic. I wouldn't want you to think I'd forgotten it.
Here's our master list of fantasy team name articles for other teams.
Maybe you think that you're like Kareem Hunt, and you should be starting out there. Well, prove it, big boy!
Throw your best Cleveland Browns team name ideas into the chat and we'll add our favorites to the list. Let's just see how high you can land on the depth chart.
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