Every fantasy draft ever:
Early rounds: I can’t believe I got that guy!
Middle rounds: I know there’s a surprise all-star in here somewhere.
Late rounds: I’m seriously mad at myself for picking this loser.
Here are some funny fantasy baseball team names to get the taste of those last rounds out of your mouth. And hey, you’re gonna drop most of those guys anyway. So take it easy!
Are you the "name your team after your first-rounder" type? Or are you more of a "commentary on the state of the game" kind of guy?
Maybe you’re one of those "I named my team after a classic retired player" girls. Or even one of those "I named my team after an obscure player as some kind of test" maniacs.
Regardless of your naming approach, we’ve got plenty of fantasy baseball names to suit your style. So dig in!
I'm sure there are plenty of woke fantasy baseball leagues out there.
I love this as a fantasy football team name idea.
This fantasy baseball team name is for those that hate the Braves. Or, it could be for Braves fans that resent their unwillingness to pay for Freddie Freeman.
This fantasy baseball name harkens back to the classic Simpsons softball episode. You can pull any number of different team name ideas from it:
This idea converts the Mr. Burns' Ringers team name into a Corbin Burnes reference.
Box of Rocks is fantasy slang for a trade offer where one side gets nothing of value. A box of rocks is also more than the Rockies got for Jon Gray and Trevor Story combined.
A sweat is slang for someone that takes trivial things like fantasy sports too seriously. Not only that, but it’s probably what you’re wearing while setting your lineups.
No one will ever think you’re tough, cool, or a future MLB GM because of your team name. So relax and go with a name that you think is hilarious.
The window of Mike Trout being universally regarded as the best player in fantasy baseball has closed. And it probably closed on Mike Trout’s thumb, causing him to miss 6-8 weeks.
This fantasy baseball name works if Brandon Lowe is cranking homers (or even if he’s stinking it up). On the off chance you pull for Lowe, but don't dig that particular team name, here are some other options:
I love Jacob deGrom the starting pitcher, and I love Jacob "deGrom" the fantasy baseball team name starter. Here are some other deGrom fantasy names, simply because I think they sound funny:
Most players base their fantasy baseball team names are current players. I prefer old-school fantasy baseball names.
But I am also quite old. So consider that factor.
I can also dig the simplicity of just Gwynners.
I mean, I think he did – lots of things – but you may not. Or you may just be trollin’.
Baseball is a dirty game, and so are your fantasies. So you might as well have a dirty fantasy baseball team name.
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There are more Kyle Tucker team names coming up in our Houston Astros fantasy baseball team names section.
You could replace this offensive fantasy baseball name with Sho Us Your Tatis (if you're lucky enough to have both).
Or Jazz On My Face. Damn, Jazz Chisholm must have heard some jokes growing up!
I thought 2020 would be the only year I’d be making a list of Coronavirus fantasy team names. Oh, how wrong I was!
Or Meal Fauchers if your company is cheap.
Freddie Freeman has the best player name that works with this baseball pun. But he certainly isn’t the only one:
Ok, so Schwindel-Madrigal-Wisdom doesn’t quite have the same ring as Bryant-Baez-Rizzo – yet. YET.
Is there any player who’s changed their profile more than Jose Altuve? He went from speedy, light-hitting loveable underdog to slow, power-hitting pariah.
What a transformation!
Am I the only one that remembers 311? Also, is there any way I can stop remembering 311?
I love the tit-for-tat between the Dodgers and Braves:
What’s next? Does Coca-Cola move its headquarters to LA? Angeline puts up billboards in Atlanta? Whatever it is, I'm ready with the popcorn!
Adding Freddie Freeman fast-forwarded the Dodgers' offense. Remember, before he got to LA, they were using the ghost of Albert Pujols at first.
With all the flashy moves the Mets have been making, are the Yankees in danger of losing top dog status? Uhh… no – and I’ll give you 27 reasons why not.
If you're going through the trouble of brainstorming a catchy fantasy baseball name, you might as well include funny fantasy baseball league names too!
I found some Netflix fantasy baseball names, some classic movie fantasy baseball team names, and some just plain silly team names. If the other names in this article didn’t inspire you, maybe one of these will work.