After nine Pro Bowls, two Super Bowl appearances, and one championship, the Russell Wilson era has ended. He’s leaving as the franchise’s all-time leader in every meaningful passing record, and he’s even fifth in rushing yards.
But life moves on, and we’ve got a fresh set of Seattle Seahawks fantasy football team names to help. Think of this list as the red wine, Ben and Jerry’s, and chick flicks for your fantasy sports soul.
The Drew Lock era has begun, which sounds much more meaningful than it is. More likely than not, Seattle's next QB will be a guy named first-round draft choice.
For this Seahawks team name, you could also go with Lock it Down if that speaks more to you.
Drew Lock and Tyler Lockett have some of the most similar last names for any GB/WR pairings in history. Good luck finding those records on Football Reference, though.
Say this funny Seahawks fantasy name in Jim Gaffigan’s voice for extra effect.
Go with Penny for Your Thots, if that’s more your style.
Losing Russ hurts, but at least he wasn't traded. Bobby Wagner is one of the best players in franchise history, and he just got straight-up released.
Here's a prediction. A few starts from Drew Lock will make Seahawks fans nostalgic for Matty Hassels.
Next year, D.K. Metcalf will be a high-round pick in your standard fantasy football leagues. But he might be the top overall pick in your fantasy hair leagues.
If D.K. went to the Met Gala, you know he’d wear something wild. At the very least, he’d look better than Ciara’s eyeball-burning dress from 2021.
This Seattle Seahawks fantasy team name is a brain thing. This name idea is for psychologists, neurologists, and people who like to pretend they’re smart.
Maybe you’ll always love Russel Wilson for what he gave the Seahawks. Or maybe, you’re pissed that he mentally checked out his last year and left the team mired in mediocrity.
Most likely, you’re both. And that’s ok.
This Seahawks fantasy name is a Castaway reference and something many a fan has screamed into the foggy Seattle night air.
I feel like Ciara was the Yoko Ono of the Wilson-Seahawks relationship.
So this Seattle Seahawks fantasy team name works on numerous levels.
Alternatively, you might prefer Russel Sprouts.
These filthy Seahawks fantasy names are for all you dirty birds out there.
You may notice that Hawk sounds similar to another word that starts with C and ends with and ock. Here are some more options in that vein:
Also, sorry for saying vein.
I didn't write these Seattle Seahawks fantasy team names, I just selected the best ones. You know, like the Seahawks are going to do with Drew Lock's inevitable replacement.
Or How I Metcalf Your Father if you’re a real Duffhead.
For this Seattle Seahawks fantasy name, I'd have gone with Russell and Go. But that’s probably one pun too many.
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