The Cowboys are one of the most iconic franchises in football.
The silver and blue colors. The star. The seemingly immortal Jerry Jones. That ridiculous jumbotron in AT&T stadium.
Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls. Here are our best Dallas Cowboys fantasy football team names to celebrate the good, bad, and weird of Dem Boys.
Sometimes I wonder why the Cowboys get to be America’s Team. Then again, they spend a ton of money, get mediocre results, and are controlled by a billionaire.
It turns out it’s pretty fitting, after all!
You can modify this Cowboys fantasy name with the name of a breakout candidate, like Tony Pollard’s Star Turn.
Emmit doesn't play anymore, but he'd make a damn good general manager. For this Dallas Cowboys fantasy name, photoshop practically edits itself.
Being a Cowboys fan can be surreal at times.
It seems like every year, the Cowboys start as Super Bowl hopefuls. Then... never mind, forget I said anything.
I don't want to anger the fanbase voted most likely to carry a sidearm.
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What do Ted Cruz and Tony Romo have in common? They both abandoned Texas when needed them most.
If you’d rather go scientific, you can use Emmitting a Positron. But something tells me most folks will go with the stinky one.
Here's another photoshop opportunity: Cowboys faces on Guardians' bodies. It's simple comedy math, people.
Ack.
You can use any famous Kathy here. But their names aren’t also masturbation puns.
Just in case that’s not your speed, you can try these Cowboys fantasy team names:
This Cowboys fantasy team name is a Dallas joke – the show, I mean, not just the city.
Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Football Team Names From Writers & The Community
Is CeeDee Lamb the best fantasy player on the Cowboys? Possibly.
Does he have the best name for fantasy team name purposes? Absolutely.
I guess you could go with Lamb of God if the D-word is too spicy for you. It just isn't as fun to say, though.
Kids, have your parents explain what CDs were.
Sure, Ezekiel Elliott is a damn good running back. But he’s absolutely a world-class beard-grower.
Seriously, that thing is as biblical as his name.
Maybe you have a poet’s soul and a general manager’s mind. If so, this Cowboys fantasy team name is for you.
If they don't have a Tilted Kilt in your area, they're basically just Irish-themed Hooters.
I also like Eazy-Ekial as a Cowboys fantasy name. It’s more fun to say, but maybe more challenging for your low I.Q. league-mates to get.
Other Killer puns include:
Tony Pollard would absolutely be the number one back on most football teams. Heck, some people would argue he should be the number one back on this football team.
Dak’s got the big contract. He’s put up some big numbers.
Now he just needs to win the Big Game.
Show me what you’re workin’ with.
In this section, we'll be putting the all ass in Dallas Cowboys fantasy team names.
I can’t say I’m proud of this one. But I’m not ashamed enough to leave it off.
These Dallas Cowboys fantasy team name ideas were pilfered from other sites (in much in the same way that real-life Cowboys pilfered the old west from its native inhabitants).
Before you get all bent out of shape about that hot take, remember that it happened hundreds of years ago.
I’m jealous that someone else thought of this one, which is weird. Why would I care that someone beat me to an Entourage joke?
And yet here we are.
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If you're looking for fantasy football names for other NFL teams, here's our full list.
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