It's 2023, and the safest place to be is outside. And what better outside pastime than softball?
Softball is one of the few sports that spans all ages, is frequently coed, and where drinking is encouraged. Today I reveal my list of all-original list softball team names to celebrate this truly versatile sport.
If you're a rabid music or movie fan, these funny softball team names could be an excellent fit for your team.
Bat Company is the perfect softball name for a team of hard-rocking boomers.
This softball team name pays tribute to a 70's hardcore punk band of a similar name.
Are you a team of winners? This softball pun goes well with that hilarious 1996 flick starring (a much younger and healthier-looking) Vince Vaughn.
Is your team comprised of numerous strange characters and oddballs? Then Screwballs might be the perfect softball team name for you.
Coed softball is fantastic because it encourages men and women to expand their social circles. It's practically happy hour on the diamond!
Ok, maybe that's a little overboard. But in the coed softball leagues that I've frequented, it was a great way to meet new people.
Coed softball names are meant to be racey.
Did you know that the first softball used wasn't actually a ball at all? No, the first "ball" used in softball was just a rolled-up boxing glove.
If you ever doubted that softball was a sport created by men, that fact should clear up for you.
I love this softball name for those teams who max out the home run limits (the one-up rule).
Youth softball is an excellent way for kids to boost self-esteem, improve mental health, and develop leadership skills. And with one in five U.S. kids considered obese, the fitness benefits can't be understated.
Softball is a total body workout and a fantastic outlet for children and adolescents in 2023.
Here's a youth softball team name and bonus logo for your little players.
Softball and cracker jacks go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Bats and attitudes meet in this kids' softball team name.
If you're looking for a softball team name that is an absolute one-off, an untouched snowflake, then look no further. I personally guarantee that these team names are unclaimed.
Ok, maybe that's not entirely true. But I did perform a quick check and didn't see these names used in any of the other thirteen billion softball team names articles on the Internet.
Church softball leagues are extraordinarily common, especially in the Deep South. It's also a little-known fact that Jesus once hit a 3-run homer to claim the parish championship back in 20 B.C.
Or was it 20 A.D.? Wait, that doesn't make any sense either!
Look, the details are irrelevant. The lesson of this softball parable is that Jesus' performance was central to the softball's continued popularity from medieval times through the modern age.
Thall shall not steal, except for home plate. That's acceptable and encouraged.
Fastpitch softball is an amazing sport with highly talented athletes. I have never tried to hit one of those pitches, but it looks pretty damn difficult.
I think I'll stick to just naming their teams.
If you're going to be a hustler, then be a homerun hustler.
Natural Gas is by far my favorite fastpitch softball name.
Some softball teams play strictly for fun; others are all about the business of winning. The following name ideas are for laser-focused teams that plan on taking home the championship.
There's nothing like playing college softball to blow off some steam between classes. These were some of my most memorable intramural games, and the leagues were always very competitive.
If you're in a position to play the field, why not?
Softball can bring out the foul mouth in all of us.
Is your softball team a one-hit-wonder? Is that even a bad thing? Here are some one-hit wonders that no one should be ashamed to love:
This softball team name is a nod to the infamous (and currently incarcerated) Joe Exotic.
The U.S. Women's Softball team won Olympic gold in 1996, 2000, and 2004. After that, International Olympic Committee decided to exclude women softball through 2024 (save for the 2020 games in Tokyo).
Call me crazy, but I think the world got tired of getting their asses kicked.
Hey batter batter, we all hate that chatter.
No list of team names is complete without some inappropriate ideas, and softball is no exception. So here's my best list of Rated-R softball names for 2023.
Everyone hates the smell of foul balls.
Any respectable softball player keeps their balls clean. This softball name also works for a dirty golf team name.
Here's a list of softball names that I love but wasn't witty enough to dream up myself.
Soft Serves is a perfect name idea for slow pitch softball teams.
Isn't that always the goal??
This softball team name idea could also work for hockey. We have an entire article dedicated to funny hockey team names.
This softball name is presumably a pun based on the 2006 action thriller.
If you have an Idea for a softball team name that fits any of the above categories, let me know about it in the comments below. I'll add the best ideas to our list.
