Hockey players are a different breed - and I'm not just talking about the pros. From pee-wee hockey to senior leagues, you've got to be tougher than the average weekend warrior.
You don't see a lot of softball players getting checked into the boards. There aren't many missing teeth in your average basketball team photo.
Here are our best hockey team names to commemorate the savages on skates. Game on, you beauties, game on!
Fair warning: plenty of the hockey team names on this list use insider lingo. Some terminology and hockey puns more obvious, but you also might need a glossary to help decipher some of it.
Now come on, ya pigeons. Let's hit the ice and get some genos. Ferda.
Or you can go even further and do Ice Guys Finish First.
There are plenty more hockey team names celebrating a good head of lettuce a little further down the list.
Hey, where do the Devils get their uniforms? From New Jersey, of course.
Ok, enough with the hockey schtick. Here are some funny hockey team names.
Let’s do this.
Here's a weird hockey fact: the first hockey pucks were actually frozen cow turds. If you think goalie's a tough position now, imagine if you were being shot at with rock hard bull flop.
Here are some weird hockey team names to commemorate the sport's weird origins.
This hockey team name comes with a logo.
Skatey and the Tramp works just as well, so take your pick.
It's a weird hockey team name because Eight Men Out is a baseball movie. Check out all of our sports team name ideas here.
I love hockey players because they don't take themselves too seriously. Well, except for the ones that take themselves way too seriously.
But these clever hockey team names aren't for them.
In hockey, a snipe is a perfectly placed pass. This term also applies to golf, where it describes a hooked shot that dips quickly.
Check out our article dedicated entirely to golf team names.
This hockey team name is brought to you by the boys of Corner Gas.
We’d also happily accept the Letterkenny Shamrocks, Letterkenny Shamrockettes, or the Kerry County Eagles.
Figure it out, hoser.
Cool hockey team names is redundant. All hockey team names are cool - you know, because of the ice.
Stealing the hockey puck boils involves getting to the puck fast and winning battles. In softball, stealing bases boils down to just getting to the base fast.
If you play softball, we've got you covered with softball team name ideas as well.
I know this hockey team name idea sounds a little dirty, but it's (mostly) above board. The real dirty hockey team names are still a couple of sections below.
Great hair is almost as integral to the sport as sticks, skates, and chirping. Here are some creative hockey team names that celebrate the art of the flow.
This hocky team name is silky smooth, boys.
Let's crack a Labatt and get into some beer league hockey team names. And remember, don't drink and skate - skate then drink.
I also like Silver Bullet Snipers if you want to go even further with it.
It's medicinal.
You want to get grimy? Let's do it.
We've got hockey team names as dirty as Ulf Samuelsson after cleaning a stadium bathroom.
Hockey has bumpers (goalies) but so can volleyball. In volleyball, a bump is just a basic pass.
We have an entire article dedicated to funny volleyball team names.
If that's not enough puck puns for you, here's another handful of them for you to puck around with.
Hey, we're all about the team here, baby. If we can't score with our hockey team names, we want to be there with the tasty apples.
The last two are perfect senior league hockey team name ideas.
This idea could also make a funny wrestling tag team name.
What's your hockey team's name? What's the funniest hockey team name that you've ever seen?
Drop your favorites in the comments below, and we'll add the best ones to the list!
