Connor McDavid is the king of fantasy hockey, but that can change quicker than a scoring line. You're not obligated to name your team after him, even if you're lucky enough to draft him.
The NHL is loaded with players worthy of being your team's namesake. You can also use your favorite team, classic players, or make a dirty pucking pun.
Here are our best fantasy hockey team names for 2024.
Funny Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Hockey is a serious sport for serious dudes. But there's no reason to take fantasy hockey (or any other fantasy sport) too seriously.
Here are some funny fantasy hockey names for all the folks that remember this is all pretend.
Badge of Connor
Conner-Bound to Serve
McD’s Drive Through
McD’s Tonight
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Conn Men
This hockey team name can be either a Connor McDavid reference or a Conn Smythe reference. Take your pick.
Rantanen Raving
Gotta Have Hart
Clever as A Dam Fox
Austontatious
Drai Run
Drai Run
High and Drai
Bone-Drai
Drai Out
Drai Up
Hung Out to Drai
Stay In Your Laine
You Kane Do It
Tkachuk Wagon
Beyond Huberdeaume
Huberdeaun’t Play Dat
The Kirill Deal
Kirill or Be Killed
Kirill Instinct
Kirill Klowns from Outer Space
Kirill the Fatted Calf
License to Kirill
Thrill Kirill Cult
Raise the Barkov
Barkov Down
Standing Ovechkin
Roman Josi and the Pussycats
If you can pull it off, Josi and DeBrincats would be epic.
Fantasy Hockey Names for 2024
Here are some fantasy hockey team name ideas based on NHL team names. Remember, if you don't have any players from your favorite team you have to prove your loyalty somehow.
Joe Sakic and Adam Oates never played together in real life, but mashups like this are why fantasy sports exist.
Mikita My Heart
Domi Nation
McSore Losers
Inappropriate Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Hockey players are some dirty birds, and if you doubt it listen to their chirping sometimes. Here are some vulgar hockey team names too spicy for mic'd up.
Giving Good Hedman
My Timo the Meinth
Pass Holes
Kiss My Pass
Pass Puckers
Kicking Passes and Taking Names
Pass Blasters
Pass Wipes
Ahos in Different Area Codes
Kakko Blockers
Kuem Dumpsters
The Best Fantasy Hockey League Names
Wait, you already figured out your team's name, and now you need a fantasy hockey league name too? Heck, this would almost be like real work if it wasn't for us here in the huddle.
Here are some more Gordie Howe team names in this same vein.
Howe Ya Doin?
Howe Did This Happen?
Howe is This Possible?
Howe Now?
Keep a Lidström On It
Yzerman Down
Philadelphia Flyers Fantasy Team Names
Flyers fans can be tough on their team, but they're loyal as a pit bull. You can prove this by picking a Flyers fantasy team name, regardless of the team's performance on the ice.
Coutourier+
Coutourier of Duty
Haute Coutourier
Guardian DeAngelo
We've got an angel's share more of DeAngelo team name puns here.
DeAngelo Riders
DeAngelo Passes
DeAngelo of Death
DeAngelos and Devils
DeAngelo Dust
Bernie Parent Trap
Clarke Bars
Hextall Wrenches
Propps to You
To Hell and Gagne
Long Gagne
Fantasy Hockey Names from Around the Internet
McDavid might not lead the league in goals, but he's always at or near the top in total points. Why?
Because he gives up the puck for the assist. I got these beauties from other sites, and now I'm sending them down the ice to you to score.
Wu-LeTang Clan
Dumb and Dumba
Dude, Where’s Makar?
NapoLEON DRAInamite
D’Yer Makar
It’s Raining Schenn
Taxicab Kanefessions
This idea can be either a Patrick Kane fantasy hockey team name or an Evander Kane team name. Or hey, maybe you’re lucky enough to have both?